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The Warpstone Confessional

Where demigods bare their souls to a warpstone-addled Skaven.

Every episode, Snortikuss the Grey Seer — self-appointed greatest interviewer in all realities — drags a Primarch, daemon, or unfortunate mortal before his warpstone-lit podium. What follows is part interrogation, part therapy session, part disaster.

AI-generated. Lore-accurate (mostly). Absolutely unhinged (always). New episodes are forged in the Warp and released when the Great Horned Rat wills it.

Upcoming Confessions

Rogal Dorn
Coming Soon

Rogal Dorn

The Praetorian of Terra enters the Confessional. Snortikuss discovers that some walls are metaphorical. Dorn disagrees.

Magnus the Red
Coming Soon

Magnus the Red

He did nothing wrong. He will explain why for the entire episode. Snortikuss has follow-up questions he will not enjoy.

Vulkan
Coming Soon

Vulkan

The friendliest Primarch meets the least trustworthy interviewer. Hugs are offered. Motives are questioned.