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The Warpstone Confessional
Where realities collide. Where demigods confess. Where a warpstone-addled Skaven asks the questions no one dares to ask.
Three Realities. One Collapse.
Something cracked between the worlds. The Old World, modern Earth, and the 41st Millennium have smashed together into a single, impossible timeline. Nobody asked for this. Snortikuss is thriving.
The Old World
Medieval fantasy at its darkest. Skaven under-empires, warpstone cults, and dark sorcery that makes the Chaos Gods salivate.
Terra Prime, 2026
Our reality. Social media, artificial intelligence, culture wars, and far too many opinions. The mundane made absurd.
The 41st Millennium
A galaxy drowning in war and bureaucracy. Demigod Primarchs walk among their legions. There is only war — and paperwork.
The Cast
Eighteen demigods. One very nervous Skaven. Every interview is a confession.
Snortikuss Krakkdust
Seer-Lord & Host of the Warpstone Confessional
A warpstone-addled Grey Seer who consumed approximately 47 grams of triple-refined warpstone dust in a single sitting, tearing holes between…
Rogal Dorn
Primarch of the Imperial Fists — Imperial Fists
The Praetorian of Terra — an unbreakable fortress of a man who takes everything with absolute, devastating literalism. Rogal Dorn does not d…
Magnus the Red
Primarch of the Thousand Sons — Thousand Sons
The Crimson King — a one-eyed giant sorcerer who genuinely did nothing wrong (extremely debatable) and will defend this thesis at extraordin…
Horus Lupercal
Primarch of the Sons of Horus — Sons of Horus / Luna Wolves
The Warmaster — the favourite son, the brightest star, the one who broke the galaxy. Horus is terrifyingly charming and reasonable-sounding,…
Vulkan
Primarch of the Salamanders — Salamanders
The Lord of Drakes — an immortal blacksmith-giant who is, against all odds, overwhelmingly and genuinely kind. Vulkan is the Primarch who re…
Konrad Curze
Primarch of the Night Lords — Night Lords
The Night Haunter — a tortured prophet of doom who saw nothing but darkness in every future and decided to become the darkness himself. Curz…
The Ecosystem
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